I've been pooped on. More than once. The very first time my baby boy, Spencer, who will be ONE on Thursday, was only a couple weeks old. Everytime we'd lay him down to sleep, he'd wake up and one whole side of him would be soaking wet. My husband and I thought he was hot and sweating through his clothes. We decided to take his temperature to make sure he wasn't sick. The easiest way to do this is in the butt. So we stripped him down and I held him as my husband put the thermometer you know where. Within seconds Spencer projectile pooped all over us. Fortunately it was back in the day before his poop stank. But it was the first of many pooped on experiences.

Turned out later that he was just peeing out the top of his diaper...