Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Child for Sale!

For Sale: Spencer Zane Jones
  • Nearly 3 year old boy.
  • Blonde
  • Brown Eyes
  • Potty trained during the day
  • Says "no" to every question
  • Throws temper tantrums (including, but not limited to: screaming, biting, spitting, roaring, & snot coming from every orifice on his face) if he goes without a nap, you make him eat dinner, or in the middle of Target for no apparent reason
  • Spits
  • Hits
  • Calls you stupid when given a timeout
  • Knows his ABC's
  • Likes to watch "a little bit of toons."
Any interested parties should contact me directly and not my husband. He is apparently partial to this child and would like to keep him.


Dominic said...

Rough day sis?

Leslie B said...

*snort* Too funny! Hang in there- he'll outgrow this phase soon!

Beverly said...

I just read this--I would be more than happy to give you a break---any time! Hang in there--I know you are just as strong willed as he is!